I have to share this story with ya’ll.
I was in a crabby mood the other day.
One of those where it did not matter WHAT you said I was determined to be pissed off about it
So my boyfriend left to run some errands and while he was out I knew he was going to this AMAZING grocery store to pick up some asparagus and before he left he asked me if I wanted anything.
I of course said no, because in that moment I wanted NOTHING, because I am dramatic.
So he left and about five minutes later my mind was consumed with the thought of donuts…
This particular grocery store has THE most amazing bakery!
But I am a stubborn old mule and decided to not text my boyfriend to pick me up donuts.
Then when he came home I casually slipped into conversation “I wish you had picked up some donuts…”
And he, understandably exasperated, replied ” well I asked you if you wanted anything before I left why didn’t you say anything???”
And I said “well I didn’t want them until after you left…”
And he asked “Well why didn’t you text me after I left?..”
And I replied with the frustrating, “Well sometimes I want you to just know what I want without me having to tell you, I want you to read my mind”..
Isn’t this true ladies???
Wouldn’t the world be so much better if men could just know what we want as we want it???
So I laugh it off (sarcastically because, mood) and I sit down to eat dinner that my boyfriend made me
( I was a joy to be living with that day)..
And after he cleared my plate and did the dishes…(again, I’m soo sorry baby )
he opened the cabinet where he then proceeded to pull out ….
A BAG OF DONUTS THAT HE HAD BOUGHT AT THE STORE
HE READ MY FUCKING MIND!!
I am one lucky lady.
You had me at donuts ❤